Klar med u-landsanalysen! och manus =)

Jag är klar, klar, klar!!! Och jag är rätt nöjd också.

I dag kollade jag igenom min USA-låda och hittade massor av grejer som jag skrivit när jag bodde i där. Vissa var bra, vissa var rätt ledsamma och vissa var bara så himla roliga. Jag hittade gamla grejer från teatern också. Jag spelade upp en monolog en gång. Gud vad kul det var, jag var så sjukt nervös men det gick superbra. På kommentarerna från Mrs. C skrev hon att jag hade talang. Jag blir så glad, glad, glad när jag läser vad hon skrivit.

Så här lät monologen. Uttalet ska vara äckta sydstatsdialekt. Lev er in folks:
Mr. Cornell. Ah have tried to be neighbourly. Ah have tried to be cordial.. Ah don't know what it is you're trying to be.
That first night Ah was appreciative that you carried mah trunk up the stairs.. The fact that it slipped and fell five flights and smashed to pieces was not your fault... Ah didn't even mind that personal message you painted on the stairs. Ah thought it was crazy, but sorta sweet.
However, things have now hone too far.. Ah can not accept gifts from a man Ah hardly know.. especially canned goods. And Ah read your litte note. Ah can guess the gist of it even though Ah don't speak italian.
This has got to stop!
Mr. Cornell, Ah can do very well without you leaving littel chocolate almond Hershey bars in mah mail box. They melted yesterday and now Ah got three gooey letters from home with nuts in 'em. And Ah can do without you sneakin' into mah room after Ah go to work and paintin' mah balcony without tellin' me about it. Ah stepped out there yesterday and mah slippers are still glued to the floor. And Ah can do without you tyin' big bottles of eau de cologne to mah cat's tail. The poor thing kept swishin' it yesterday and nearly beat herself to death.. And most of all, Ah can certainly do without you watchin' me get on the bus every day trough that high-powered telescope. You got me so nervous the other day Ah got on the wrong bus.
In short Mr. Cornell, and Ah don't want to have to say this again... LEAVE ME ALONE!


Nu ska jag säga god natt, God natt!

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